I fucking took my mother’s car, drove to the laundromat even though I can’t drive, went in there without any laundry, my hair looked like it wasn’t brushed, and guess the fuck what?

mar-gha-ret-ti:

CUPCAKE WARS WASN’T EVEN FUCKING ON. 

I DROVE TO ANOTHER CITY TO GET A FUCKING TV WITH CABLE. AND IT WASN’T EVEN ON.

FIRST OF ALL, I FUCKING HATE DRIVING.

SECOND OF ALL, I SUCK AT DRIVING.

THIRD, MY MOTHER IS GOING TO BEAT ME LIKE A REDHEADED STEP-CHILD FOR TAKING HER CAR. 

FOURTH, IT WASN’T EVEN FUCKING ON! THE OSCARS, TONYS, ACADEMY AWARDS, OR WHATEVER IRRELEVANT FUCKERY WAS ON INSTEAD. 

THE SHIT I DO FOR THIS MAN AND I STILL CAN’T WATCH HIM.

 

I am going to do a massive search tomorrow. I shall not rest!

(Source: mew-ling-quim)

2 months ago with 2 notes
  1. macgyvergirl reblogged this from mew-ling-quim and added:
    am going to do a massive search tomorrow.
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